Julian B Goofin: I am Single now and Stupid always, this a blog chronicling my dating skills...

REAL OKAY CUPID and TINDER INTROS... (tiny note: I honestly thought all of these would work)

 

She gets that a lot I am sure.

She gets that a lot I am sure.

This is a terrible joke, and I apologize that you had to read this. 

This is a terrible joke, and I apologize that you had to read this. 

LTR = Long Term Relationship... And I just think the Stella character had more emotional depth. 

LTR = Long Term Relationship... And I just think the Stella character had more emotional depth. 

You don't score if you don't shoot. 

You don't score if you don't shoot. 

She'll come along... 

She'll come along... 

She said EVERYTHING makes me laugh in her profile but didn't find that funny... 

She said EVERYTHING makes me laugh in her profile but didn't find that funny... 

I've used that one like three times since then and never once has it produced a response. 

I've used that one like three times since then and never once has it produced a response. 

Older one... 

Older one... 

My personal favorite... 

My personal favorite... 

She's Black and from Minnesota. Obvious joke. 

She's Black and from Minnesota. Obvious joke. 

I apologize to that girl and all women. Sorry. 

I apologize to that girl and all women. Sorry. 

I thought I could riff off the spacejamness of her sn... I was wrong. 

I thought I could riff off the spacejamness of her sn... I was wrong. 

...hole in the sheet thing... if that's cool

...hole in the sheet thing... if that's cool

I was hoping that would inspire the rebellious girl in her... 

I was hoping that would inspire the rebellious girl in her... 

She said if you were looking for fast quick ups then swipe left... but baby, I takes my time

She said if you were looking for fast quick ups then swipe left... but baby, I takes my time

NEW DATE IDEAS... 

SO... I am trying to do new ideas for dates... It's a new project and these are some concepts I have created... 

THIS GILR HATED IT!!! We never even got to lightening round... 

THIS GILR HATED IT!!! We never even got to lightening round... 

NYC walking bingo actually produced my best date ever... She is lovely, we are going on another date in like 45 min.

NYC walking bingo actually produced my best date ever... She is lovely, we are going on another date in like 45 min.